Chomp True or False

1. How can we tell Tuna lives in extreme poverty? -> She lives in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
2. Why can't Derek's crew work in the national parks ever again? -> Because he peed on an ancient tree.
3. What does Jared Gordon drink? -> Cheap beer
4. How can we tell that Wahoo's father loves him? -> He steps in front of a gun that is intended to shoot Wahoo.
5. Who is the first person called when Derek is in trouble? -> Mickey

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